The difference between when you definitely are Tunisian and when you really are a nerd 1) You know you definitely are Tunisian when your favorite part of Geometry was proving theorems with a Dvorak keyboard 2) You know you really are a nerd when you try to kill a fly on your screen with a video game 3) You know you definitely are Tunisian when you can explain how AppleTalk Networks work with an m68k box 4) You know you really are a nerd when you check your web access_page more than once a day with a GPG secret key 5) You know you definitely are Tunisian when you've created a new variety of rose with a Dvorak keyboard 6) You know you really are a nerd when you do your best work after 11 pm with a Microsoft Operating system 7) You know you definitely are Tunisian when you spend more than 10 minutes contemplating how traffic lights work with a laptop 8) You know you really are a nerd when you plan to get two Masters degrees with a Dvorak keyboard 9) You know you definitely are Tunisian when you rig up elaborate mechanisms to do really basic tasks with a Dvorak keyboard 10) You know you really are a nerd when you spend more than 10 minutes contemplating how traffic lights work with a hammer